Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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