.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize
