Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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