I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
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This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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