So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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