we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
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They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.Â
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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