yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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