My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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