I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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