I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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