OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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