I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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