hell yes lets make some ravioli
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
you inspire me to be a worse person
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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