he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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