I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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