Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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