i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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