Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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