But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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