Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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