Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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