This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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