That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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