You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
you will always have a special place in my vag
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Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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