I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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