hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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