I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
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So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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