the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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