Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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