I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
you traded sex for a burrito?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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