So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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