sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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