Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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