glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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