is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
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hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament