I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!