they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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