Where is the hickey?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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