we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
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He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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