I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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