Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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