Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
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Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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