That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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