walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
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