I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Randomize
