did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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