I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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