Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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