My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
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He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
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Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize