come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
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He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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