Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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