yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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