A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
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