We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
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And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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