I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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